Kris Jenner is proving that she's more of a Nobu girlie than a fast food fan. On the most recent episode of The Kardashians, the family's matriarch proved just how clueless she is when it comes to ordering cheeseburgers.
After Kim's Vegas birthday trip fell through, the entire party crew decided to hit up the next best thing: In-n-Out. Surely, that's a consolation to Sin City. And while Khloe was the one to saddle up at the counter and rattle off their order, Kris was quick to pay the bill—or should I say, overpay the bill. She handed Khloé a stack of $300.
"Mom, I don’t know how the f*ck you have never been to a fast-food restaurant. We don’t need hundreds of dollars," Khloé Kardashian said before flexing a Benjamin Franklin for the camera.
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"She tried to give me $300," she told the crew. "I don't think she realizes how much fast food restaurants are."
Mama Jenner isn't the only one a wee bit, ahem, out of touch. You all remember Kendall's attempt at cutting a cucumber? Emphasis on attempt. At least the family knows how to troll themselves.
While at a screening event and Q&A panel, Jenner admitted that "watching it back sometimes can be therapy and I know this is actually silly ... watching it back ... I was like, 'Why did I cut it? Like, I don't even know why I cut it like that.'" We don't either, girl.
She even asked for a lesson from one of the family chefs, Yahoo! reports. "I was like, ‘Can you help me? Can you teach me? Like, what did I do wrong? How can I do better?'" she said. "I really took it seriously. I think it’s hysterical and I love it. Honestly, it’s because it couldn’t be more me! Like, I am like a noodle that does weird things."
Maybe Kris should considering chatting with a financial expert...or like, just a regular person who has ordered fast food before.
Megan Schaltegger is an NYC-based writer. She loves strong coffee, eating her way through the Manhattan food scene, and her dog, Murray. She promises not to talk about herself in third person IRL.
